wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

I just died

(Source: patbby, via lanasshi)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

omg

(via ihavesocialanxiety)

mstryder:

Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

(Source: jenniferslawrences, via plastic-fag)

last night i had a dream i gave birt to a worm and i was nursing it and feeding it canned foods
it then turned into a crab

wartortles:

do u think ur pets talk shit about u when ur not home

(via plastic-fag)

notsoscrumptious:

it’s fucked up how many people on tumblr are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV and how most have had a relatively normal childhood yet there’s a boom of depression and ED’s and mental disorders and it’s dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labelled as reckless but we’re only reckless with ourselves

(via obscurenightsonthesun)

You think we die alone, but that is not true.
Nobody is alone in this world.
We need to coexist and take care of one another.